did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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