Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My cat gives me a boner
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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