She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Randomize