its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Barsexuality is the new black.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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