And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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