I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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