I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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