TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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