where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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