You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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