It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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