Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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