I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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