I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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