That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize
