Welp...herpes.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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