And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
As shirtless as possible
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
