Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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