One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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