the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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