D3 body, D1 cock
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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