I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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