I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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