i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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