ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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