For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Someone came in the potted fern
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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