marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Are we still banned from the library?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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