I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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