Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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