ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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