then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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