What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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