I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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