Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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