Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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