I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize