"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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