if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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