In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hell yes lets make some ravioli
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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