the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
