I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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