you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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