after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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