for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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