Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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