Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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