Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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