we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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