its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
How does it feel to date your dad?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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