I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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