So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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