If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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