she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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