Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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