Dude my mom stole all your condoms
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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