She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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