So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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