I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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